Birds and the Bees

So Elizabeth, who is two and half years old has a new brother. Elizabeth sees her brother’s penis and asks, “What’s that?”

[Elizabeth] Daddy, what’s that?
[Daddy] That’s a penis. Boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
[Elizabeth] Daddy, I like penises. A LOT.

Mother's Tough Love

Blanca to Gonzalo – Gonz was trying to explain his opinion about a certain movie.

[Blanca] Son, I love you, but you are dumb.