on Starlet!

We were watching Starlet last night, another reality TV show, but one that we're actually interested in watching 'cause it's something we're actually involved in. So, they're having the girls that are competing attend this acting class that is to PULL the emotion from the actresses. they're doing these exercises to recall difficult pasts, etc.

the one i would like to highlight here is this beauty pageant queen, who is fake-'n'-baked with teeth bleached so white, they jump off the screen. the acting coach is going down the line, down through the actresses, one at a time, and gets to the beauty pageant queen and asks...

[acting coach] now, what are you feeling?
[waco,texas] (with hands on heart) definitely emotion...

we were beside ourselves.